Monday, 29 October 2012

Cool Shit, No shit.

HELLO! I'm sorry it's been awhile since I last updated. I've not been particularly busy or whatever, it's just that I couldn't find the right topic to write about. And I know it's terribly difficult to maintain a high readership without constant updates but I didn't wanna just write some rubbish just for the sake of it you know?

Yeah so yesterday we headed down to Plaza Singapura for our very first movie promo roadshow. We were all so excited because none of us had done this before and we really had no idea what to expect.

We started out by entering some secret GV box office which we didn't know even existed (I'm not gonna reveal where), and had a briefing by our mystery handlers (not gonna reveal who). It was really interesting finding out how celebs get mobbed and how to handle random shit that people may send your way. But anyway we are mostly nobodies so I guess it doesn't really apply to most of us (except Noah and Tosh).
Then we headed out to the stage at the atrium of PS, and surprise surprise there was actually a crowd there already formed! So after some brief introductions we started out playing games with some contestants who signed up. (OMG ALL THE WINNERS HAD TIX TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS! NOT BAD RIGHT?? I WANT ALSO!) Haha there was this particular game called fire drill where the contestants had to put on a helmet, t shirt and socks (in that order), and the one who did it the fastest would win! Super funny, because Noah and I were super pumped and we wanted to help our guy win. So the moment the game started we rushed to help put on the clothes. After awhile, I noticed that the other teams were catching up so I sneaked around the back and stole the 2 other teams socks! HAHAA AND THEN WE WON!! WOOOO!
Yeah kinda lame underhand move by me but I'm sure the guy on our team wasn't complaining. Then we had photo-taking with some of the people there, and my goodness I had the shock of my life. Like a ton of people quickly rushed to form a line! Haha I never expected this in my wildest dreams! And a girl even asked Noah to sign her guitar? LIKE WHUT!


Anyway here's a sneak peak at the first episode of " THE MAKING OF - Ah Boys To Men"

Oh and hehe I appeared in this month's issue of COSMO SINGAPORE!! WHEEE!

8 more days to the gala. THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS

Sunday, 14 October 2012

Official Trailer for AH BOYS TO MEN 《新兵正传》 (Opening 8 November 2012)

Goosebumps, taking over my whole body starting with my head and going all the way down to my fingers. OMG YOU JUST HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHIT!! HAHAHAHAHA
So anyway they say a picture says a thousand words, so I'm not even gonna bother to blog. Here's a few sneak peeks of the stills from the movie


Tuesday, 9 October 2012

Sorry sexy lady, but I just really cannot take it when you..

Listen sexy ladies around the world, I love you, I really do. But unfortunately, no matter how sexy you may be, there are a few cardinal sins that even you cannot commit. Failure to comply will result in an immediate disqualification from the "Omg that girl is so hot" zone.

 Okay so I know this post sounds sexist, and it probably is, but in fairness, along with the top 5 major turn offs (women's edition) I will be doing a top 5 major turn offs (men's edition). I'll be listing 5 things that a guy (muah) cannot stand, and 5 things an imaginary girl (also me) cannot stand. Got your attention yet? Hot dang!

My personal list of MAJOR turn offs in women

1. Being late for a date. I cannot stress this point enough, when you are going for a date, there is a magic window. For example if you are supposed to meet at 7pm, the window is usually about 15 to 20 mins after 7, not like HALF AN HOUR OR SO! I'm sorry but even if you were "Felicia Chin" hot, I'd still not be very interested after waiting so long

2. Being superficial. "Omg that dog is so cute, I just wish I had a cute dog to go along with all my cute accessories and cute dresses".

3. Eating rabbit food. UGH! SALADS FOR DINNER? GIVE ME A BREAK! My ideal girl would be able to get down and dirty with me and my burger.

4. Wearing very little clothes. Okay so here's the thing about men, if you haven't found out already. We enjoy seeing very little clothes on women, except that if it's our girlfriend, I'm sorry you gotta cover up A LOT MORE! Don't ask me why, it's a guy thing.

5. Smokers. I'm sorry, it's just a personal thing. I don't like kissing people who have smelly mouths, I'm a hygienic freak that way.

So in order to not be labelled a sexist, here's a list that I came up with if I were a woman.

My personal list of MAJOR turn offs in men

1. Being smelly. (EW!) Like hello! Sweaty guys are hot to look at, NOT SMELL AT! Please if you want to even come near me, take a shower first. And more soap please, you could use it Mister...

2. Being a pussy. Like if some old man comes on the train and he looks as if he is going to collapse but you don't offer him your seat, WE ARE DONE WUSS!

3. Being a sex maniac. I know I'm hot and you want me but ewwwe, I'm not some toy you can use whenever you want douchebag.

4. CALLING ME FAT! Oh no you DIDN'T!

5.  Guys who have big upper bodies but small calves. Like you know, big chests, big arms, nice abs, but then tiny chicken legs.. (I'm talking about calves, not any other part that belongs exclusively to the male sex), oh and while I'm at it, guys who always take pictures half naked? With their shirts off? Super Gross, you only need one good photo for me to check out, and then you can cover up and let me imagine you with your shirt off. (tehehee)

(what a douche)

HAHAHAA Okay so that's me imagining I was a girl, pretty convincing right? I think I'd make an awesome woman by the way.